Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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