brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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