Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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