why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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