I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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