You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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