You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
3 2 1 whiskey
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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