have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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