if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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