Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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