good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
