i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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