Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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