you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She bit a glass in half.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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