Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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