whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
In America we eat man semen.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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