We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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