Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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