how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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