I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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