Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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