i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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