If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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