Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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