great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
