if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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