Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
