Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Come on in and take your pants off
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