yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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