There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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