Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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