I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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