well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So much rum. So many feels.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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