Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
try to milk me bitch
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