i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
