there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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