just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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