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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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