i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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