Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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