All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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