I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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