I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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