I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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