she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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