spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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