yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The beer is more important than you right now.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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