how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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