wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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