I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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