uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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