How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
How drunk are you?
Completed.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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