Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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